It's time for another Round of Letters where I address absent friends, inanimate objects, abstract concepts and non-present people who have annoyed or pleased me!
Dear Year 5,
For the most difficult year group in the school, you sure did well in your music lesson today! Your sea shanties were excellent and are now stuck in my head!
Dear Year 2 Music Club,
Your behaviour was shockingly bad! How can 7 year olds be so utterly disobedient and rude. I certainly won't be asking some of you back to the club next term because you can't be bothered to listen.
Dear R,
You are such a talented boy! I cannot believe the sound you make on your recorder. Please, oh please, do not lose that enthusiasm and zeal for music that you have when you go to Secondary school! I gladly give up my lunchtime to help you become a better musician!
Dear Vaillant,
I am not impressed that your leaking evil boiler managed to get inside our underfloor heating box and short out the system. Why should we have to pay £350 for an engineer to come and fix our electric box because your stupid boiler caused the problem.
Dear Heating,
I miss you.
Dear mini-fan heater,
You are my champion- thank you for warming up the room we are in. The trouble is, I don't want to leave this room!
Dear Sun,
Whatever you can do, just do it but please stick around!
Dear Mini Daffodils,
Why HELLO!!! What a surprise it was to see you poking your heads out of the raised herb bed in the garden.
Dear Brambles behind the fence,
We will find SOME way to vanquish you, even if we have to somehow get permission from Network Rail to allow us to go beyond our fence towards the railway line!
Dear WOMOTM,
Talking to J today, I am struck by the sadness and strangeness of you not being there for Easter when we go up. I think of you often.
Dear Washing,
Do yourself please.
Dear Hello Fresh,
Much as I have enjoyed your meals, never have I been more reluctant to get in the kitchen and cook! Sorry, but way too faffy! We won't be having you again!
Dear Wardrobes,
Can't wait to see you united with your doors! Exciting!
Dear Steak,
It's now 10pm. I guess I should cook you!
Dear Year 5,
For the most difficult year group in the school, you sure did well in your music lesson today! Your sea shanties were excellent and are now stuck in my head!
Dear Year 2 Music Club,
Your behaviour was shockingly bad! How can 7 year olds be so utterly disobedient and rude. I certainly won't be asking some of you back to the club next term because you can't be bothered to listen.
Dear R,
You are such a talented boy! I cannot believe the sound you make on your recorder. Please, oh please, do not lose that enthusiasm and zeal for music that you have when you go to Secondary school! I gladly give up my lunchtime to help you become a better musician!
Dear Vaillant,
I am not impressed that your leaking evil boiler managed to get inside our underfloor heating box and short out the system. Why should we have to pay £350 for an engineer to come and fix our electric box because your stupid boiler caused the problem.
Dear Heating,
I miss you.
Dear mini-fan heater,
You are my champion- thank you for warming up the room we are in. The trouble is, I don't want to leave this room!
Dear Sun,
Whatever you can do, just do it but please stick around!
Dear Mini Daffodils,
Why HELLO!!! What a surprise it was to see you poking your heads out of the raised herb bed in the garden.
Dear Brambles behind the fence,
We will find SOME way to vanquish you, even if we have to somehow get permission from Network Rail to allow us to go beyond our fence towards the railway line!
Dear WOMOTM,
Talking to J today, I am struck by the sadness and strangeness of you not being there for Easter when we go up. I think of you often.
Dear Washing,
Do yourself please.
Dear Hello Fresh,
Much as I have enjoyed your meals, never have I been more reluctant to get in the kitchen and cook! Sorry, but way too faffy! We won't be having you again!
Dear Wardrobes,
Can't wait to see you united with your doors! Exciting!
Dear Steak,
It's now 10pm. I guess I should cook you!