Dear 77 people on my followers list,
I appreciate you- thank you, new and old (Hello Harlow vintage!!!). But don't be shy, come and say HI! I promise to say Hi back!
Dear Postal delivery office,
Why oh why wont you open till 8 EVERY night? It would provide more jobs for people and help me to not have to be tempted by shops on a Saturday when I have to trek to town to pick a parcel up!
Dear women of combined churches centenary choir,
Really me as ONE alto versus 14 sopranos???? (FYI soprano: high voice part, sings the tune. Alto: low voice part: sings a counter-melody) Isthat fair???? I have a soprano voice but I made the sacrifice!!!!
Dear Altos who haven't come to rehearsal yet,
Get theee hither forthwith! (It's almost Christmas. 'Hither' is therefore a legitimate word to use in common parlance!)
Dear bloggers,
How come so many of you have been rather sparse in your posting this week? Some of you who ALWAYS blog missed a day or too together! Why?!
Dear Miss Simmonds Says!
Yay!!!! Another hat fanatic!!!!!!
Dear colds, flu-bugs, nasty lurgies and other wild beasties,
YOU are not welcome here. Do you hear me? You are ugly and your mother smells of elderberries so spack off!*
Dear Chris of the Chrlog,
Tee hee, I do hope you join in this week! I look forward to more text-speech Friday letters!
Dear Commenters on the Tom Baker post,
HA!!! You fell for my hypnotism!!!!! Honestly I opened my e-mail inbox and it was all KezzieAG comments! Hmmmm, let's try this again. Look into my eyes..... You are feeling sleepy.... now send me all your worldly goods!
*(a phrase coined by Tom Baker in Destiny of the Daleks. Did you see my Tom Baker inspiration outfit here? I do hope so!)
